NAG-VIRAL ANG BABAENG ITO DAHIL SA DI UMANO SINABI NYANG PATAY NA SI PRESIDENT DUTERTE.BASAHIN ANG BUONG DETALYE

Once again, the Philippines’ She Dragon 696 Marlene Aguilar made a bold proclamation that captured the Internet’s short attention span. Defiant as always, the mother of a road rage convict claimed that President Rodrigo Duterte is already dead – and in his place is a reptilian alien impostor.
According to Kicker Daily, Marlene – who became famous for being the sister of Freddie Aguilar and doing antics of all sorts – revealed the conspiracy theory in her lengthy Facebook post. According to her insider with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the President was confined to an undisclosed island because of his terminal illness.
Would you believe that her unabashed accusations garnered 52,000 likes, 56,000 comments, and had been shared more than 24,000 times?

Based on information gathered a month ago, Duterte’s cancer was so far gone that the president no longer had control over his bodily functions.
She wrote, “If this is true, I believe President Duterte is dead.”
At least there’s an ‘if’ in her statement.
According to She Dragon (which is also a kind of reptile, mythical it may be), the current Duterte that has been spotted doing the duties is a reptoid – a cross between reptile and humanoid. A reptoid is some sort of shape-shifter, based on her correspondence with reptoid aliens.

To further prove that there is an impostor lurking inside the Malacanang Palace, Marlene gathered ‘evidences’ in substantiating her claims.
First, the recent Duterte seen during the ASEAN Summit looked significantly healthier and younger than the old President who delivered the last State of the Nation Address (SONA).

Second, police chief Gen. Ronald ‘Bato’ dela Rosa noticed the difference and was overheard saying, “Kaya pala may mga kakaiba sa kanya.”
Even Transportation Secretary Arthur Tugade and Samal City Mayor David Uy reportedly noticed the President’s forgetfulness over details of previous meetings.

See? We told you she had good, solid evidence!
As an ending to her long-winded post, Marlene issued a challenge to the sitting reptile president to disprove her allegations, reiterating her belief that Duterte – aside from Marlou – is dead.

Read her post here:

How about a glimpse of the netizens’ hilarious reactions?

NAG-VIRAL ANG BABAENG ITO DAHIL SA DI UMANO SINABI NYANG PATAY NA SI PRESIDENT DUTERTE.BASAHIN ANG BUONG DETALYE

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